Thursday, May 17, 2007

Breaking News Bulletin

This excerpt was taken from the National Press last night:



Caleb is on the loose! After an afternoon of climbing on and trying to dive over the couch P. Caleb was finally apprehended and sentenced to a minute in the seclusion of his crib. No tears were shed upon P. Caleb hearing the verdict. He was placed in the crib where he remained for approximately 45 seconds after which time a cry was heard coming from his room. With only 15 seconds of his sentence remaining P. Caleb was spotted walking out of his room, sippy cup in hand and a gleam in his eye. P. Caleb had busted himself out!

"I was taken completely off guard. I never thought this would happen, at least not so soon." The Queen was quoted as saying, through a tear in her eye.

In a phone conference the King stated, "We are Now in Serious trouble."

The Prince has shown no regrets of his egregious act and is living like he has done nothing wrong. "I did what I had to do. Everyone knows I love to climb, I mean that was my original offense, really what did they expect?"

For more on this story please check out The National Press Late Edition.


*FYI: This post also marks the milestone of being The NEW Caleb Nation's 100th post. I would like to thank everyone for their continued support of The NEW Caleb Nation. Without you reading this, blogging would be pointless. Thank you*

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Very funny post!

Like King, like Prince...

;)

The National Scribe said...

he woke up last night, but thankfully stayed in his crib and fell back asleep. don't know how long that will last.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully, it will last through Memorial Day! ;)

Anonymous said...

aaaahhh so true, so true. I don't know which would be safer now, him home or away from home that day.

Anonymous said...

what happens on Memorial Day?

The National Scribe said...

Caleb is staying overnight with Gheghe and Poppy. Or Gheghe is sitting at our house, I think it is still up in the air.

Anonymous said...

Way to go Prince Caleb!!! Tell the Queen the store has GREAT FUN SHEETS for little Princes' twin size beds. My Princess Cindy was out of the crib by 14 months! She too was a very expert climber!