My First Multi-Child Fiasco

Well I had my first impossible situation today and of course it had to do with bodily fluids.
I had finished feeding Joshua and noticed him about to be fully asleep so I set him down in his "bed" with his pacifier. Then I noticed Caleb needed a fresh diaper. I am about to change Caleb and I hear Joshua start to fuss so I think his pacifier probably feel out. I make my way to his "bed" to reinsert the pacifier and find Joshua swimming in about a pound of milk. Spit up milk of course. So, I grab him and start to strip him, and the "bed" down. I have him on the changing table and Caleb laying on the bed waiting for his new diaper. I figured I could leave Joshua on the table for a second while I finished up Caleb. That is until I remove Caleb's pants to discover poop on the inside of his legs and his diaper about one more ounce of pee away from bursting.
Now I have Joshua crying, half dressed with spit up milk all over his face, and Caleb half dressed with poop running down his legs. Well this was a balancing act if I do say so myself. If looking on the scene it might have seemed like a well thought out dance number. A free flowing run from child to child, shower to sink, towel to towel. I have to say I kept my cool and was able to have two showered children, with fresh clothes that did not smell like either poop or spit up.
I call it a small victory.